Tribunal Hilarity: a random list of idiotic League of Legends quotes.

Some names have been changed to protect the stupid and the innocent. There is some mild profanity due to it being the Tribunal, so parental discretion is advised. You can find the Tribunal here.

Tribunal Quotes Useful rocks:
i don’t even know what to report this guy for he is unskilled, he insulted our team, he didn’t help in team fights, you know, its better if i just say all of them because it was everything. i would rather have a rock on my team instead of this guy. it would be superior to him in intellect and in skill. plus it would be more helpful because there is the off chance that the enemy team would trip over the rock and break their skull.

A helpful report:
TRY ACTUALLY BANNING PEOPLE THAT RUIN GAMES! oh wait, DEVEOP A NEW HERO LOL
Intentionally feeding

The brave and mighty AJRVAN:
[23:18:46]: i got ga
[23:18:47]: help
[23:18:57]: AJRVAN
[23:18:58]: WTF

I don’t even know what this means:
[23:57:30]: how do i tpyed your e
[23:57:35]: so i can ignore you plz

Surrendering in low level games:
[11:01:06]: WHO THE FUCK
[11:01:08]: IS SAYING NO

I also hate yo:
[04:50:05]: Why?
[04:50:10]: Because I hate yo

Delusional.
[All] [17:04:16]: HOW THE FUCK
[17:04:16]: xD
[17:04:16]: damn
[All] [17:04:17]: DID I DIE
[All] [17:04:22]: I killed you?
[All] [17:04:25]: BUT HOW
[17:04:26]: we both had that
[All] [17:04:28]: I HAV 100 hp
[All] [17:04:29]: UR STUNNED
[All] [17:04:31]: AND I INSTANTLY
[All] [17:04:32]: DIED
[All] [17:04:33]: WTF

This one makes just as much sense in context:
[All] [23:52:03]: dont know why there so much trolls in lol.
[All] [23:52:10]: many
[All] [23:52:14]: if ppl werent retarded then ppl would play

A tale of souls and QQ’s, eternally retold:
“This is a story of a character who could not be raptured, and was angry at the world. Time and time again this story unfolds before our eyes.”
Intentionally feeding

NOT IF I KICK IT INTO MAXIMUM OVERMAD (this person was level 1 at the time, and had gotten ganked):
[04:38:24]: FUCK MAAAAN
[04:38:31]: ELEMENT OF FUUCKIN SURPRISE
[04:38:35]: lmao
[04:38:45]: lol
[04:38:53]: wtf lol
[04:39:12]: SPIN TO WIN
[All] [04:39:55]: |YEA RIGHT
[All] [04:39:55]: YEA
[All] [04:39:57]: RIGHT
[All] [04:39:57]: YEA
[All] [04:39:58]: RIGHT
[All] [04:39:59]: DOG
[All] [04:40:01]: NO FUCING WAY
[All] [04:40:02]: O.o
[All] [04:40:03]: DID U PULL THAT
[All] [04:40:05]: OUR UR FUCKING ASS
[All] [04:40:06]: THERE
[All] [04:40:06]: IS
[All] [04:40:07]: NO
[All] [04:40:08]: FUCKING
[All] [04:40:08]: hi
[All] [04:40:08]: WAY
[All] [04:40:09]: U
[All] [04:40:10]: PULL
[All] [04:40:10]: THAT
[All] [04:40:11]: SHIT
[All] [04:40:12]: OUT
[All] [04:40:12]: OF
[All] [04:40:12]: U
[All] [04:40:13]: (:
[All] [04:40:14]: ASS
[All] [04:40:15]: U FUCING LIAR

I am hurt that you called me a buttface:
“pretending he was brazilian, accusing everyone for kill stealing, jungling and not helping, and generally being a buttface.”
Negative Attitude

Not from what I’ve seen of your other games:
[22:53:49]: NO I DONT HAVE BAD GAMES
[22:53:54]: THATS BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IM DOING

Arriba:
[18:02:44]: ME DEJA SOSOLO
[18:02:46]: IMBVECIL
[18:03:45]: dude
[18:03:47]: stfu
[18:04:49]: plantate idiota de mierda
[18:06:25]: imbeciles
[18:06:26]: cagones d
[18:06:27]: mdierda
[18:06:35]: rage more ass hole
[18:07:38]: are you done?
[18:07:59]: IDIOTAS DE MIERDA
[18:09:06]: you having fun?
[18:09:22]: noob feeder
[18:09:30]: IDIOTAS DE MEIRDA
[18:09:34]: ME DEJAN CONTRA LSO 5
[18:09:36]: IMBECILES