Realm of the Titans has the most stupid win condition ever -

Realm of the Titans is distinguishing itself as the least intelligent of all the DOTA clones before it is even released.

In their May newsletter, which anyone can sign up for even without participating in the beta, they introduce an amazing new feature; “Realm of the Titans has received a flood of exciting new content, which will be included in the upcoming Closed Beta release.

Realm of the Titans is released by Aeria Games, you may remember them from horrible games such as Eden Eternal. Please try not to support Aeria Games in any way, as they are in fact a plague on the gaming industry.

First off is TITAN’S EYE. Titan’s Eye is a brand new, two lane, 5v5 map that boasts a wealth of new features. Unlike the original map, Titan’s Eye contains two objectives. The standard objective tasks each team with destroying the enemy’s base, while the new objective dubs victory to the first team to achieve 66 enemy kills. Complete either goal first on Titan’s Eye and claim victory!”

Another thing to mention is that they are stealing the character concepts of Ashe, Heimerdinger and Zilean from League of Legends. While you can claim that all MOBA games steal form DOTA, it is especially impressive with this game. This game goes one further and steals from the DOTA successor games such as Heroes of Newerth.

Fortunately, no one so far has decided to take this terrible game seriously. It is just one of many terrible cash-in games trying to profit from the DOTA craze. Please be reminded that mentioning this game is not encouraging you to play it. We wouldn’t want to subject you to any undue stupidity.

As we mentioned earlier, they stole the concept of dubs from 4chan. We can only hope that they also steal the concept of HP being over 9000, include a webcam for proper camwhoring and institute a feature  that automates spamming their own forums. Look for more coverage on this brilliant and exciting game!