I was very upset after reading something earlier. Everyone is always going on about the benefits of being frugal. This is all a big waste of time and an exercise in stupidity. Why in Orochi’s name would anyone be frugal when they could be Rugal? The benefits of being Rugal are tremendous and expansive. Truly, only a fool would believe that saving money is superior to crushing your enemies with the power of an ancient DARK GOD. Also I’m sorry ladies, but this is only for men. You let me know if a woman proves that she can achieve this later on. So far only Adelheid Bernstein has tried, and did okay, even though he was kind of a woman.
Why you should be Rugal in all instances
Let us start with the most basic advantage of being Rugal: killing everyone who stands in your way. Think about this, you are buying some groceries. You have enough money for them because you are rich like him. But instead you scream “GENOCIDE CUTTAH” and cut the manager in half. Not only are you going to look awesome, but you just got free groceries. No one is going to stop someone who cut a grown man in half with one kick.
We understand if you don't like women, but you really have no other excuse for not wanting to be Rugal.
Being Rugal will get you women
Rugal had vice and mature who were extremely attractive older women. He no doubt left them shaking after the best sexual experiences of their lives. You could do this too if you were Rugal Bernstein. Sadly, you are not yet. But that is no reason to stop trying.
Being Rugal will get you money
This man was a drug dealer and cartel leader. That means he was getting money like Tony Montana. Unlike Tony Montana, a black guy with a shotgun could not stop him. It took people with the powers of ancient gods of light like the Kusanagi tribe. And idiots who had Orochi power as well helped stop him the second time. Everyone is out to get you when you are at the top.
This lame kid got power. He didn't do the rest right though.
Okay, how do I do this?
First you have to lift. You have to lift until you are a mountain of lean muscle, and you have to do squats. The rest is simple: create a highly successful criminal cartel that gets you rich. Then stumble on the slumbering fragments of the power of Orochi. The last part is simple, even a little kid like Chris did that. Then you have to brutalize everyone who stands in your way, from women to American heroes like guile, and make statues of the ones you find particularly foolish. If you do it correctly you can enjoy a great life. At least until some jerk with infinite lives comes and defeats you.
