Developers, you need to get up it’s time to slam now. We’ve got a real jam going down. Welcome to the Global Game Jam. Here’s your chance, make your game at the Game Jam. Alright? We’re going to have to ask you to come on and slam, and welcome to the jam. Come on and slam, if you wanna jam.
Hey you, whatcha gonna do?
The Global Game Jam is the biggest jam event in the world according to the Guiness Book. Many party people will be in the house for the event on January 25-27th. Perhaps even someone who could be called Jayski. So get your tools out, pass that thing and make them watch you flex. Maybe even behind your back, you know what’s next. You need to get to the jam and be all in their face, so you can show them what a good developer you are.
At the game jam, you can have your sound developer make them feel the bass
You can’t just bring your C game though. Developers from all over the world will be expecting you to drop it and rock it down the room. If you do really well, you can impress everyone by shaking it, quaking it and giving them a space KABOOM. Many of the developers will be working that body to get their games up, just don’t get to wild and hurt somebody. It is okay to get wild and lose your mind a bit though. Your DJ’s will be the International Game Developer Association, although we are not sure if they will be taking it into overtime. You can rest assured that if your game is good enough, someone will burn it to a new CD.
C’mon Y’all, get on the floor
What do you have to lose? Nothing. So let’s go to the game jam, a’ight? If you want to slam jam then you can find a location in nearly every part of the world. So come on and slam. You know you want to jam.
This article has been a tribute to the Quad City DJ’s and developers everywhere. And Slam Jamming.

