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That’s right, Big Bass Arcade: No Limit is pushing the boundries of extreme fishing. This title is coming straight at you from Big John Games. With a name like Big John Games, you know this will be manly. You had better grab some jerky and put on some suspenders. The below video could be you while playing this.
How manly is Big Bass Arcade: No Limit?
Just listen to that name. It also has none of the stupid stuff for feminine men. And I don’t mean homosexual men, as they can be just as no limit and manly. Just look at Leon Kennedy. No I’m talking about the men who normally play Cooking Momma and Catherine. You know, games about relationships with cakes, and demons. Perhaps even relationships with demonic cakes. This is not for them.
Big Bass Arcade has no boredom
That’s right, this game has no searching for the perfect spot. You just get in that lake and you catch every single one of those fish. In fact there is a mode called “Catchem All” where you pretend you are playing Pokemon. Only you are using just catching manly Pokemon like Machoke and Garchomp. Just think of the Largemouth Bass as Machoke and the Walleye as the Garchomp. Jigglypuff does not appear anywhere in this game. Sorry ladies.
Big Bass Arcade can make you the Bruce Lee of fishing
With over 40 challenges, 32 tournaments and 10 lakes you can test yourself. You can also use the Wii remote and Nunchuk together to give you a feeling that you are some sort of Kung-fu fishing master. It is out this month for only $19.99. What are you waiting for, Bruce Campbell to endorse it? Nothing is that manly.
